this happend!

An angry fired Santa did this...no joke.

i feel like this is how i look today

at least my hair looks good.

favorite new artist - npr and i agree.

this is bizzaro

Trent Lane

If you were a teenage girl in the late 90's then you should know about Daria Morgendorffer. I know this sounds creepy but... if i ever turned into a cartoon, or fell into a 2 dimension cartoon worm hole i would hope to run into Trent from Daria. You know...the lead singer of the band Mystik Spiral, duh. He was the hottest boy cartoon ever made.



nice soul patch....

btw I just moved Daria to the top of my queue.

dc

when you live one place for long enough you forget what it has to offer. you end up taking it all for granted.

thanksgivings

the pecking order

this photo sequence demonstrates Luci establishing herself as "top chicken".

faces of the last season of Oprah

Oprah has proved time and again the only way to make people truly happy is to give them free shit that they don't need. these people are sheep...



syke, i want free shit that i don't need.

a recommendation

if you haven't read this blog yet...well, you should start now.

hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com

things i like listening to a lot lately

1. lifetime
2. pulp
3. nada surf
4. girls
5. the church
6. danzig
7. linda ronstadt
8. brandnew
9. denali
10. dire straits

also, if you haven't seen mike in a while this is what he looks like now. he is really at the top of his work out game.

new camera

i'm watching 'pump up the volume' right now

it's changing my life as i type this. holy shit.

so happy that christian slater and i share the same birthday.

i'm getting this camera

so i can take more photos for my blog. so that it is more exciting for my friends.

obsessed with japanese watercolors

the collective terms

A lodge of beavers
A murder of crows
A litter of puppies
A herd of elephants
A coalition of cheetahs
A band of gorillas
A clan of hyenas
A flock of sheep
An ambush of tigers
A blessing of unicorns
A leap of leopards
A warren of rabbits
A mischief of mice
A pod of dolphins
A sloth of bears
A stable of horses
A gaggle of geese
A convocation of eagles
A parliament of owls
An ugly of walruses <- My Favorite
A brood of chickens
A mob of kangaroos

i knew some of them already, but how fun is that?

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